周童瑜英語(yǔ)易筋經(jīng)之繞口令

南京大學(xué) 周童瑜 著

Zhou Tongyu, Nanjing University

【容易型】（熱身喔）©周童瑜

●Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 

●I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! 

●Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. 

●The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. 

●The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back! 

●Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. Quickest kiss.

●The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick..

●Double bubble gum bubbles double. No double bubble gum doesn't bubble double.

●Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.

●Alice asks for axes. Alice asks for axes. Alice asks for axes.

●If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand. Understand!? 

●What did you have for breakfast? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for lunch? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for dinner? - rubber balls and liquor! - rubber balls and liquor! 

【較難型】（暈眩了）©周童瑜

●Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. 

●I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

●There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 

●I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. 

●If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

●Typically topically tropically, typically topically tropically, typically topically tropically. 

【崩潰型】（直接暈倒）©周童瑜

●Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes. 

●How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 

●A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist the twist. 

●I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

●Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.

●Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?